tRump/Palin-equivalent for POTUS!

/snark off/

Ya know, if I didn’t love my kids and grand-kids, I’d find this funny.

Trump taps McCain’s VP lawyer to vet his vice president

“Nevertheless, I advised Sen. McCain that because her duties had never encompassed foreign policy or defense issues Gov. Palin would not be ready to be vice president on Jan. 20, 2009 — but that I believed she had the presence and wherewithal to grow into the position,” he wrote in The Wall Street Journal as the 2012 vice presidential process was underway. “I summed up her selection as ‘high risk, high reward.’ I stand by that advice.”

I still don’t know how I’ll vote, but Hillary will absolutely crush it in DE, so “my vote doesn’t matter(tm)” applies, here. At the beginning of the primaries she was the 17th or 18th worst candidate running. I’m going to look into whether we can write in our vote, or not (we use electronic voting, so possibly can’t).

At the every least, if Hillary is elected, she’s “free game” to you guys. Don’t expect me to defend her. Or her husband. I’m not some “disaffected youth/Bernie supporter”. I’ve voted in 11 POTUS elections, and Hillary vs. Trump is, by a large margin, the worst choice I’ve been presented.

I can understand younger voters viewing Hillary as the “here, break off a piece of ribbon candy from this dish” candidate, and tRump as the “old man yells at clouds” candidate. I just can’t understand why they’re our (likely) nominees. Maybe they think Bernis is yelling at clouds, too? I dunno.

The floor is yours (in more ways than one, think “can we get any lower?”, pardon the pun). Help me make sense of this madness…

Feel free to use the words “dismay” or “dismayed”. As in “i understand why you’re”…

But DON’T use the word “disappointed”, as in “I can understand why you’re disappointed.” !’ll rip you a new asshole for that.

I KNOW why I’m disappointed. We blew a hyooge opportunity, this year.

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Marry, Murder, or Bang?

I’m assuming you guys know the rules, but just in case, which of the following (groups of 3) would you marry, who would you murder, and who would you bang?

The first one’s obviously the three remaining POTUS candidates:
tRump (“the Donald”)
Hitlary (Bill’s wife)
Sanders

This one’s tougher:
Katy Perry
Taylor Swift
Miley Cyrus

I refuse to respond to this one:
Spiderman
Superman
Batman

Then there’s the somewhat obscene:
Jesus
Ghandi
MLK

I’ll put the disclaimer here. THIS IS A GAME! HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! NO ONE IS CONSIDERING MURDERING ANYONE! Or having sex with any of the remaining POTUS candidates…

Bonus: Fake or True:
Hillary’s personality.
Donald J. Trumps success AS A BUSINESSMAN.
Bernie’s campaign is for the 99%.
Katy Perry’s tits.
Miley Cyrus’ tits.
Sarah Palin’s tits.
Carly Fiorna’s tits.
Carly Fieorina’s VP run.
My balls for hitting “publish” after typing Sarah Palin’s tits and Carly Fiorna’s tits, because who the fuck cares?

Please feel free to add your own.

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Cereal Poster here: My chickens

Misspell intentional. Since all is quiet here, even tho mercury crossed the face of the sun, and the sun had either extreme delight with it or red hot anger, I thought I would do a poultry interest story to keep you entertained with the mundane.

SAM_0674Since this is front page, I will explain the photos in yet another cereal post.

SAM_0673

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2 years ago…

…in Lisbon, a European Cup final was played by two spanish teams.

Waitaminute – two teams from the same city. A town that Timbuk knows.

Well, after yesterday’s and today’s games, the same two teams will be playing the final, this time in Milan.

The city is where I live, Madrid. Celebration coming,  come what may!

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TTIP

Greenpeace chimes in.

We have a progressive potus? Who decides – the electorate or politos’ corporate sponsors?

The worst thing is that the corps will probably get their way. What a disgusting scenario for democracy, where a society-changing treaty is held in secret, negotiated in secret, and hoodwinked upon us (on both sides of the pond), with no chance to opine or indeed to decide.

If anyone still thinks that democracy exists, open your eyes. Your corporate sponsors rule you, no matter what you do.

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Just Thinking: “Muslim Brotherhood”

caps for emphasis only.

So we are told all the time about the “Muslim Brotherhood”. What we are not told is whether this “brotherhood” is Shiite or Sunni. Now those two muslim factions fight to the death WITH EACH OTHER. How are we to believe that these two have united and have created a (manufactured!!) sense of terror throughout the world? Are we being asked to believe in the impossibilities regarding the “Muslim Brotherhood”? Or are we simply not supposed to question what we are told like this post does?

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Hillary Clinton is a piece of shit.

Hillary Clinton penned an op-ed on CNN today, asserting that women are treated worse than men by the criminal justice system, and pledging to make gender-based inequality the law of the land:

“I will institute gender-responsive policies in the federal prison system and encourage states to do the same…”

This is what a feminist looks-like. It’s Un-American. They use ‘Equality’ to mean the-opposite, as-in George Orwell’s 1984:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/27/opinions/hillary-clinton-women-and-mass-incarceration-crisis/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

When it comes to unequal treatment by police, courts, and prisons… gender is SIX TIMES as big a factor as race/ when measuring different-punishment for the same-crime. In other words, you’re far better-off receiving the punishment usually given a black woman/ than given to a white man. Clinton pledges to make the disparity worse, showing compassion only for the mitigating factors which land girls & women in trouble with the law, not boys or men.

Only the most spiteful part of me loves Donald Trump, but he’s far more sane a choice than Clinton.

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Great

This has litle to do with you Americans, but Patrick Stewart does a great python

I am beginning to admire this guy 🙂

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