1 Christine O’Donnell goes on a conservative radio talk show on WDEL.
2 The host pitches her a bunch of softball questions.
3 She hits her talking points without accidentally confessing to killing JonBenet.
4 The host asks her a weird question about the county commissioner’s budget.
5 She says she’s not running for county commissioner.
6 The host asks her a weird question about the county commissioner’s budget.
7 She says she’s not running for county commissioner.
8 The host asks her a weird question about the county commissioner’s budget.
9 She says she’s not running for county commissioner.
10 A caller asks her a weird question about the county commissioner’s budget.
11 She says she’s not running for county commissioner, but she accuses her
opponent of operating ‘slush funds’.
12 She completes the interview without blurting out that she has a penis*.
(*severed, on ice in her freezer)
13 Her wrestling campaign manager ‘demands’ that WDEL not post this interview on the internet. Threatens to sue. Says he will “CRUSH” the station if the interview is posted online. Denounces the ‘liberal media’ (the interviewer is a prominent local conservative). Leaks this ‘story’ to the press.
14 News services pick up this ‘story’ and report the ‘controversy’.
15 Gullible listeners find the interview web link, listen, and decide they
agree with Christine– that the question is silly.
15 Mission accomplished, the campaign apologises to the radio station.
Rowdy Roddy Piper bashes Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka over the head with a coconut,
then Snuka literally ‘breaks thru the fourth wall’ of media:
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