Lady’s bday, Real Madrid 11th European Cup win, and I’m finally fvcking free! Whatta day

I won’t mention my lady’s age, but today was her bday. I will mention that Real Madrid has just won its 11th European Cup (Champion’s League) which keeps it far ahead of any other team in Europe.


And I’ve finally closed my relationship with my boss, and have presented my first bill to my client for nearly 5,000 € (which is all mine, not to share with my fascist shithole boss).


So forgive me folks, I have a lot to celebrate! Fuck billary and rump…

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tRump/Palin-equivalent for POTUS!

/snark off/

Ya know, if I didn’t love my kids and grand-kids, I’d find this funny.

Trump taps McCain’s VP lawyer to vet his vice president

“Nevertheless, I advised Sen. McCain that because her duties had never encompassed foreign policy or defense issues Gov. Palin would not be ready to be vice president on Jan. 20, 2009 — but that I believed she had the presence and wherewithal to grow into the position,” he wrote in The Wall Street Journal as the 2012 vice presidential process was underway. “I summed up her selection as ‘high risk, high reward.’ I stand by that advice.”

I still don’t know how I’ll vote, but Hillary will absolutely crush it in DE, so “my vote doesn’t matter(tm)” applies, here. At the beginning of the primaries she was the 17th or 18th worst candidate running. I’m going to look into whether we can write in our vote, or not (we use electronic voting, so possibly can’t).

At the every least, if Hillary is elected, she’s “free game” to you guys. Don’t expect me to defend her. Or her husband. I’m not some “disaffected youth/Bernie supporter”. I’ve voted in 11 POTUS elections, and Hillary vs. Trump is, by a large margin, the worst choice I’ve been presented.

I can understand younger voters viewing Hillary as the “here, break off a piece of ribbon candy from this dish” candidate, and tRump as the “old man yells at clouds” candidate. I just can’t understand why they’re our (likely) nominees. Maybe they think Bernis is yelling at clouds, too? I dunno.

The floor is yours (in more ways than one, think “can we get any lower?”, pardon the pun). Help me make sense of this madness…

Feel free to use the words “dismay” or “dismayed”. As in “i understand why you’re”…

But DON’T use the word “disappointed”, as in “I can understand why you’re disappointed.” !’ll rip you a new asshole for that.

I KNOW why I’m disappointed. We blew a hyooge opportunity, this year.

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Marry, Murder, or Bang?

I’m assuming you guys know the rules, but just in case, which of the following (groups of 3) would you marry, who would you murder, and who would you bang?

The first one’s obviously the three remaining POTUS candidates:
tRump (“the Donald”)
Hitlary (Bill’s wife)

This one’s tougher:
Katy Perry
Taylor Swift
Miley Cyrus

I refuse to respond to this one:

Then there’s the somewhat obscene:

I’ll put the disclaimer here. THIS IS A GAME! HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! NO ONE IS CONSIDERING MURDERING ANYONE! Or having sex with any of the remaining POTUS candidates…

Bonus: Fake or True:
Hillary’s personality.
Donald J. Trumps success AS A BUSINESSMAN.
Bernie’s campaign is for the 99%.
Katy Perry’s tits.
Miley Cyrus’ tits.
Sarah Palin’s tits.
Carly Fiorna’s tits.
Carly Fieorina’s VP run.
My balls for hitting “publish” after typing Sarah Palin’s tits and Carly Fiorna’s tits, because who the fuck cares?

Please feel free to add your own.

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Cereal Poster here: My chickens

Misspell intentional. Since all is quiet here, even tho mercury crossed the face of the sun, and the sun had either extreme delight with it or red hot anger, I thought I would do a poultry interest story to keep you entertained with the mundane.

SAM_0674Since this is front page, I will explain the photos in yet another cereal post.


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2 years ago…

…in Lisbon, a European Cup final was played by two spanish teams.

Waitaminute – two teams from the same city. A town that Timbuk knows.

Well, after yesterday’s and today’s games, the same two teams will be playing the final, this time in Milan.

The city is where I live, Madrid. Celebration coming,  come what may!

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Greenpeace chimes in.

We have a progressive potus? Who decides – the electorate or politos’ corporate sponsors?

The worst thing is that the corps will probably get their way. What a disgusting scenario for democracy, where a society-changing treaty is held in secret, negotiated in secret, and hoodwinked upon us (on both sides of the pond), with no chance to opine or indeed to decide.

If anyone still thinks that democracy exists, open your eyes. Your corporate sponsors rule you, no matter what you do.

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