Black Helicopters Circling The House!

Black helicopters. Black President. Oh Nooooes! Glenn Beck is right!

Ruh roh. Neoliberal economist (!!!!1!!1!!1!!!!11111!1!!) is knocking on the door. Must put family jewels in safe! To the bat cave!

Can’t sleep. Not sure when it will be safe above ground to contact you again. Be careful. Trust no one, especially Obama or a Democrat. Their lobbyists agents are everywhere. Take Prozac if you have some.