Marry, Murder, or Bang?

I’m assuming you guys know the rules, but just in case, which of the following (groups of 3) would you marry, who would you murder, and who would you bang?

The first one’s obviously the three remaining POTUS candidates:
tRump (“the Donald”)
Hitlary (Bill’s wife)
Sanders

This one’s tougher:
Katy Perry
Taylor Swift
Miley Cyrus

I refuse to respond to this one:
Spiderman
Superman
Batman

Then there’s the somewhat obscene:
Jesus
Ghandi
MLK

I’ll put the disclaimer here. THIS IS A GAME! HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! NO ONE IS CONSIDERING MURDERING ANYONE! Or having sex with any of the remaining POTUS candidates…

Bonus: Fake or True:
Hillary’s personality.
Donald J. Trumps success AS A BUSINESSMAN.
Bernie’s campaign is for the 99%.
Katy Perry’s tits.
Miley Cyrus’ tits.
Sarah Palin’s tits.
Carly Fiorna’s tits.
Carly Fieorina’s VP run.
My balls for hitting “publish” after typing Sarah Palin’s tits and Carly Fiorna’s tits, because who the fuck cares?

Please feel free to add your own.

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I REALLY Hope Hillary Decides Not To Run

She may have had a better handle on what to do on healthcare, but she’s a neocon.

Elizabeth Warren, who I’d support, has made it crystal-clear that she’s not running. This basically leaves me at choosing Biden or whatever truly horrendous right wing extremist fuck-stick the GOP allows the crazed baggers to nominate. Or maybe someone can beat Biden in a primary. I don’t claim to know, but historically VPs have succeeded POTUS’s.

Who should I vote for in the general election? The Green candidate, who (if they get enough votes) will get the truly horrendous right wing extremist fuck-stick the GOP allows the crazed baggers candidate elected? The Libertarian candidate (don’t insult my intelligence)? Maybe I should protest the complete failure of the American political system by writing in Goofy or Minnie Mouse, which would result in the election of the truly horrendous right wing extremist fuck-stick the GOP allows the crazed baggers to be nominated.

I agree we’re trapped by our system. I don’t agree letting the truly horrendous right wing extremist fuck-stick the GOP allows the crazed baggers candidate GETS INTO THE WHITE HOUSE and then runs the world into the ground to teach the world a lesson about electing truly horrendous right wing extremist fuck-stick the GOP allowing the crazed baggers is the best outcome.

We NEED government. Do you want to drive anywhere? You need government. Do you want your bank to treat you fairly? You need government.

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For the First Time in a Long Time

…I’m not absolutely convinced that the majority of Americans are too stupid to walk and breathe at the same time.

The public still blames Bush.

Nearly five years after George W. Bush left office, half the public still blames the former president for the nation’s economic woes, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll released this week. The survey comes as Republicans have continued to keep the 43rd president at arm’s length.

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