(Subtext: This is what happens when you believe something with ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER to support your belief.)
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Alternate title, “The non-conformist learns his/her place in society”.
(For the broadband-impaired, the video is 1:37 long.)
I guess caring about who is the next Pope is a bit like caring about who is the next Prime Minister of Spain. Isn’t my leader, but is a leader with nontrivial power in the world. I remember last time thinking that there was some small chance that change would lead to some positive steps. But then they chose this one, and…
Ya gotta love succinct. And Philly liberals.
You might want to pick up one of these:
‘Don’t Shoot! I’m NOT #DORNER!!’ Bumper Stickers Hit eBay (pic).
Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL) on Monday mocked the 67 House Republicans who voted against disaster relief funds for the victims of Hurricane Sanday.
“It’s the same 67 over and over again,” he noted on The Stephanie Miller Show. “It’s the bath salts caucus, the people that would rather eat your face than raise taxes on the rich.”
But, seeing as how tomorrow (12/12/2012) is the day the world ends, I guess this will be my last post.
Oh, wait. It’s already tomorrow in Australia, and there’s no story on Google news about them all being dead.
…that our President’s mom chose to name him “Barack Hussein” and not “
Birmingham Albert”, because had she named him that we’d be referring to President Birmingham “Al” Obama.
SEATTLE—Celebrating the new law in Washington state that allows him to freely smoke marijuana within his home, local man Erik Cirrone, 25, told reporters Thursday there is no longer any political or social issue he feels strongly about in any way whatsoever. “Yeah, the right to smoke marijuana legally was pretty much the only thing even remotely tying me to events going on in the world,” said Cirrone, who unreservedly took a drag from a joint before adding that he does not have an impassioned stance, or any stance at all, on topics such as the economy, health care, gay rights, unemployment, Gaza, global warming, or any other major domestic or international matter. “I used to consider myself pretty political before this law was passed, but now I realize this was actually the one and only political issue I cared about. Don’t really give a shit about anything else, frankly.” At press time, Cirrone was smoking pot.